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Ordell Robbie: What the fuck happened to you man? Your ass used to be beautiful.
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Travis Bickle describes the people walking the streets of New York at Night:
TRAVIS: All the animals come out at night: whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies--sick, venal. Some day a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets... read more »
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TRAVIS: All the animals come out at night: whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies--sick, venal. Some day a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets... read more »
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MICHAEL: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
KAY: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
MICHAEL: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
-Al Pacino and Diane Keaton in The Godfather read more »
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KAY: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
MICHAEL: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
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HANSEL: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
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MS. STROUD: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.
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NAVIN R. JOHNSON: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
[picks up an ashtray]
NAVIN R. JOHNSON: And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
[walking outside]
NAVIN R. JOHNSON: And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog barks]
NAVIN R. JOHNSON: I don't need my dog.
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[picks up an ashtray]
NAVIN R. JOHNSON: And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
[walking outside]
NAVIN R. JOHNSON: And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog barks]
NAVIN R. JOHNSON: I don't need my dog.
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BENJAMIN: Wayne! Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is he's the sponsor and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.
WAYNE: [holding a Pizza Hut box] Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.
BENJAMIN: I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast.
WAYNE: [holding a bag of Doritos] Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?
GARTH: [wearing Reebok wardrobe] It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.
WAYNE: I can't talk about it anymore; it's giving me a headache.
GARTH: Here, take two of these!
[Drops two Nuprin pills into Wayne's hand]
WAYNE: Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
BENJAMIN: Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.
WAYNE: [holds a can of Pepsi] Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation.
Mike Myers (Wayne), Dana Carvey (Garth), and Rob Lowe (Benjamin) in Wayne's World read more »
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WAYNE: [holding a Pizza Hut box] Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.
BENJAMIN: I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast.
WAYNE: [holding a bag of Doritos] Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?
GARTH: [wearing Reebok wardrobe] It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.
WAYNE: I can't talk about it anymore; it's giving me a headache.
GARTH: Here, take two of these!
[Drops two Nuprin pills into Wayne's hand]
WAYNE: Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
BENJAMIN: Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.
WAYNE: [holds a can of Pepsi] Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation.
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MARK RENTON: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
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Ned Flanders: Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.
Todd Flanders: Will Buddha be there?
Ned Flanders: No. read more »
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Todd Flanders: Will Buddha be there?
Ned Flanders: No. read more »
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[Clark fails to ligh the exterior Christmas lights at the in front of the whole family]
FRANCES: Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.
AUDREY: He worked really hard, Grandma.
ART: So do washing machines. read more »
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FRANCES: Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.
AUDREY: He worked really hard, Grandma.
ART: So do washing machines. read more »
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GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
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PAZUZU: What an excellent day for an exorcism.
FATHER DAMIEN KARRAS: You would like that?
PAZUZU: Intensely.
FATHER DAMIEN KARRAS: But wouldn't that drive you out of Regan?
PAZUZU: It would bring us together.
FATHER DAMIEN KARRAS: You and Regan?
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FATHER DAMIEN KARRAS: You would like that?
PAZUZU: Intensely.
FATHER DAMIEN KARRAS: But wouldn't that drive you out of Regan?
PAZUZU: It would bring us together.
FATHER DAMIEN KARRAS: You and Regan?
PAZUZU: You and us. read more »
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DIRK: Look, man, all we need is the tapes, all right?
RECORD PRODUCER: No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid.
DIRK: In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense.
REED ROTHCHILD: Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid.
DIRK: Hello? Exactly.
RECORD PRODUCER: That's not an MP, that's a YP, your problem. Come up with the money, or forget it.
REED ROTHCHILD: Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know all of this industry jargon, YP, MP. All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, all right, but the magic that is on those tapes. That fucking heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like assholes, man. read more »
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RECORD PRODUCER: No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid.
DIRK: In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense.
REED ROTHCHILD: Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid.
DIRK: Hello? Exactly.
RECORD PRODUCER: That's not an MP, that's a YP, your problem. Come up with the money, or forget it.
REED ROTHCHILD: Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know all of this industry jargon, YP, MP. All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, all right, but the magic that is on those tapes. That fucking heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like assholes, man. read more »
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QUINT: Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
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HEDLEY LAMARR: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
TAGGART: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. read more »
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TAGGART: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. read more »
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JOHN FINNEGAN: I will fuck you up if you fuck with me, ok? I know three kinds of Karate: Jujitsu, Aikido, and regular Karate.
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LT. HOOKSTRATTEN: This is our monthly "At Ease" weekend. It gives us a chance to let our hair down, although I see you've got a head start in that department. I shouldn't talk, though, I'm getting a little shaggy myself. I'd better not stand too close to you, people might think I'm part of the band. I'm joking, of course.
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DUANE: Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist,I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
ALVY SINGER: Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.
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ALVY SINGER: Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.
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JOSEY WALES: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
LONE WATIE: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
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LONE WATIE: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
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TYLER DURDEN: In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.
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[Vincent and Jules are cleaning the inside of the car which is covered in blood]
VINCENT: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
JULES: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.
VINCENT: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.
JULES: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?
VINCENT: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
JULES: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!
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VINCENT: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
JULES: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.
VINCENT: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.
JULES: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?
VINCENT: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
JULES: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!
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