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<title>Pligg Beta 9 / Published News</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:38:10 PDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Jackie Brown]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Jackie_Brown</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Jackie_Brown</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:38:10 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>cbreanmurray</dc:creator>
<category>Action Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Jackie_Brown</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ordell Robbie: What the fuck happened to you man? Your ass used to be beautiful.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Taxi Driver]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Taxi_Driver</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Taxi_Driver</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:02:02 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>cbreanmurray</dc:creator>
<category>Drama Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Taxi_Driver</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Travis Bickle describes the people walking the streets of New York at Night:TRAVIS: All the animals come out at night: whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies--sick, venal. Some day a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets...<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Godfather: Who's being naive...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Godfather_Whos_being_naive---</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Godfather_Whos_being_naive---</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:03:01 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Movie-man</dc:creator>
<category>Drama Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Godfather_Whos_being_naive---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[MICHAEL: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.KAY: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.MICHAEL: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?-Al Pacino and Diane Keaton in The Godfather<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Zoolander: Give it my best shot...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Zoolander_Give_it_my_best_shot---</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Zoolander_Give_it_my_best_shot---</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:51:43 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>DVD</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Zoolander_Give_it_my_best_shot---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[HANSEL: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. Owen Wilson as Hansel in Zoolander<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dazed and Confused: When you're being inundated...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Dazed_and_Confused_When_youre_being_inundated---</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Dazed_and_Confused_When_youre_being_inundated---</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 13:22:32 PDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ezD</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Dazed_and_Confused_When_youre_being_inundated---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[MS. STROUD: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Jerk: And this lamp...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Jerk_And_this_lamp----1</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Jerk_And_this_lamp----1</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:01:15 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Jerk_And_this_lamp----1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[NAVIN R. JOHNSON: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.[picks up an ashtray]NAVIN R. JOHNSON: And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.[walking outside]NAVIN R. JOHNSON: And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.[dog barks]NAVIN R. JOHNSON: I don't need my dog.Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Wayne's World: Little, yellow, different...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Waynes_World_Little_yellow_different----1</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Waynes_World_Little_yellow_different----1</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:30:35 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>film-guy</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Waynes_World_Little_yellow_different----1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[BENJAMIN: Wayne! Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is he's the sponsor and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.WAYNE: [holding a Pizza Hut box] Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.BENJAMIN: I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast.WAYNE: [holding a bag of Doritos] Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?GARTH: [wearing Reebok wardrobe] It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.WAYNE: I can't talk about it anymore; it's giving me a headache.GARTH: Here, take two of these![Drops two Nuprin pills into Wayne's hand]WAYNE: Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.BENJAMIN: Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.WAYNE: [holds a can of Pepsi] Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation.Mike Myers (Wayne), Dana Carvey (Garth), and Rob Lowe (Benjamin) in Wayne's World<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Trainspotting: Choose Life.]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Trainspotting_Choose_Life-</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Trainspotting_Choose_Life-</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:30:48 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>cabby</dc:creator>
<category>Drama Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Trainspotting_Choose_Life-</guid>
<description><![CDATA[MARK RENTON: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Simpsons Movie: Will Buddha be there?]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Simpsons_Movie_Will_Buddha_be_there</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Simpsons_Movie_Will_Buddha_be_there</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:37:12 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ezD</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Simpsons_Movie_Will_Buddha_be_there</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ned Flanders: Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.Todd Flanders: Will Buddha be there?Ned Flanders: No.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Chistmas Vacation: So do washing machines...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Chistmas_Vacation_So_do_washing_machines---</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Chistmas_Vacation_So_do_washing_machines---</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:32:14 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>DVD</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Chistmas_Vacation_So_do_washing_machines---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[[Clark fails to ligh the exterior Christmas lights at the in front of the whole family]FRANCES: Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.AUDREY: He worked really hard, Grandma.ART: So do washing machines.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Full Metal Jacket: ...a hard-on for marines]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Full_Metal_Jacket_---a_hard-on_for_marines</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Full_Metal_Jacket_---a_hard-on_for_marines</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:27:16 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>DVD</dc:creator>
<category>Action Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Full_Metal_Jacket_---a_hard-on_for_marines</guid>
<description><![CDATA[GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Exorcist: You and us...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Exorcist_You_and_us---</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Exorcist_You_and_us---</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:52:32 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>film-guy</dc:creator>
<category>Horror Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Exorcist_You_and_us---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[PAZUZU: What an excellent day for an exorcism.FATHER DAMIEN KARRAS: You would like that?PAZUZU: Intensely.FATHER DAMIEN KARRAS: But wouldn't that drive you out of Regan?PAZUZU: It would bring us together.FATHER DAMIEN KARRAS: You and Regan?PAZUZU: You and us.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Boogie Nights: The magic that is on those tapes...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Boogie_Nights_The_magic_that_is_on_those_tapes----1</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Boogie_Nights_The_magic_that_is_on_those_tapes----1</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:14:52 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Movie-man</dc:creator>
<category>Drama Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Boogie_Nights_The_magic_that_is_on_those_tapes----1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[DIRK: Look, man, all we need is the tapes, all right?RECORD PRODUCER: No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid.DIRK: In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense.REED ROTHCHILD: Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid.DIRK: Hello? Exactly.RECORD PRODUCER: That's not an MP, that's a YP, your problem. Come up with the money, or forget it.REED ROTHCHILD: Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know all of this industry jargon, YP, MP. All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, all right, but the magic that is on those tapes. That fucking heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like assholes, man.<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[JAWS: The head, the tail, the whole damn thing.]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=JAWS_The_head_the_tail_the_whole_damn_thing-</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=JAWS_The_head_the_tail_the_whole_damn_thing-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:42:04 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ezD</dc:creator>
<category>Action Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=JAWS_The_head_the_tail_the_whole_damn_thing-</guid>
<description><![CDATA[QUINT: Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. Robert Shaw as Quint in JAWS<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Blazing Saddles: prettier than a...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Blazing_Saddles_prettier_than_a---</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Blazing_Saddles_prettier_than_a---</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:24:22 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>DVD</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Blazing_Saddles_prettier_than_a---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[HEDLEY LAMARR: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.TAGGART: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Hard Eight: And regular karate...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Hard_Eight_And_regular_karate---</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Hard_Eight_And_regular_karate---</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:12:32 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>DVD</dc:creator>
<category>Drama Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Hard_Eight_And_regular_karate---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[JOHN FINNEGAN: I will fuck you up if you fuck with me, ok? I know three kinds of Karate: Jujitsu, Aikido, and regular Karate.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Spinal Tap: Let our hair down...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Spinal_Tap_Let_our_hair_down---</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Spinal_Tap_Let_our_hair_down---</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:25:46 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Spinal_Tap_Let_our_hair_down---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[LT. HOOKSTRATTEN: This is our monthly &quot;At Ease&quot; weekend. It gives us a chance to let our hair down, although I see you've got a head start in that department. I shouldn't talk, though, I'm getting a little shaggy myself. I'd better not stand too close to you, people might think I'm part of the band. I'm joking, of course.Fred Willard in This is Spinal Tap<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Annie Hall: Head on into the oncoming car...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Annie_Hall_Head_on_into_the_oncoming_car---</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Annie_Hall_Head_on_into_the_oncoming_car---</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:05:34 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Movie-man</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Annie_Hall_Head_on_into_the_oncoming_car---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[DUANE: Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist,I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.ALVY SINGER: Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.Christopher Walken (Duane) and Woody Allen (Alvy) in Annie Hall<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Outlaw Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Outlaw_Josey_Wales_When_I_get_to_likin_someone----1</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Outlaw_Josey_Wales_When_I_get_to_likin_someone----1</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:03:13 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>DVD</dc:creator>
<category>Action Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=The_Outlaw_Josey_Wales_When_I_get_to_likin_someone----1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[JOSEY WALES: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.LONE WATIE: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.-Clint Eastwood and that other dude in The Outlaw Josey Wales<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fight Club: In the world I see...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Fight_Club_In_the_world_I_see---</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Fight_Club_In_the_world_I_see---</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:29:01 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
<category>Drama Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Fight_Club_In_the_world_I_see---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[TYLER DURDEN: In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in Fight Club<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pulp Fiction: on brain detail...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Pulp_Fiction_on_brain_detail---</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Pulp_Fiction_on_brain_detail---</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:38:09 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>film-guy</dc:creator>
<category>Action Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Pulp_Fiction_on_brain_detail---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[[Vincent and Jules are cleaning the inside of the car which is covered in blood]VINCENT: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?JULES: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.VINCENT: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.JULES: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?VINCENT: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.JULES: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!Samuel L. Jackson (Jules) and John Travolta (Vincent) in Pulp Fiction.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Apocalypse Now: With extreme prejudice...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Apocalypse_Now_With_extreme_prejudice----1</link>
<comments>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Apocalypse_Now_With_extreme_prejudice----1</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:53:37 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Movie-man</dc:creator>
<category>Action Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Apocalypse_Now_With_extreme_prejudice----1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[COLONEL LUCAS: Your mission is to proceed up the Nung River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Kurtz's path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Colonel's command.WILLARD: Terminate the Colonel?GENERAL CORMAN: He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops.CIVILIAN: Terminate with extreme prejudice.COLONEL LUCAS: You understand Captain that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist.-Martin Sheen (Willard), Harrison Ford (Civilian) and some other dudes in Apocalyse Now<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Groundhog Day: Ned the head?]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:57:12 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>film-guy</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
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<description><![CDATA[NED: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!PHIL: Hi, thanks for watching.[Starts to walk away]NED: Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you.PHIL: Not a chance.NED: Ned... Ryerson. &quot;Needlenose Ned&quot;? &quot;Ned the Head&quot;? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?PHIL: Ned Ryerson?NED: BING!PHIL: Bing. -Stephen Tobolowski (Ned) and Bill Murray (Phil) in Groundhog Day.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fargo: He was kinda funny-looking...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:55:56 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
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<description><![CDATA[MARGE: Where you girls from?HOOKER: 1 Chaska.HOOKER 2: LeSeure. But I went to high school in White Bear Lake...Go Griz.MARGE: Okay, I want you to tell me what these fellas looked like. HOOKER 1: Well, the little guy, he was kinda funny-looking.MARGE: In what way?HOOKER 1: I dunno. Just funny-looking.MARGE: Can you be any more specific?HOOKER 1: I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised.MARGE: Was he funny-looking apart from that?HOOKER ON: Yah.MARGE: So you were having sex with the little fella, then?HOOKER 1: Uh-huh.MARGE: Is there anything else you can tell me about him? HOOKER 1: No. Like I say, he was funny-looking. More'n most people even.MARGE: And what about the other fella?HOOKER 2: He was a little older. Looked like the Marlboro man. MARGE: Yah?HOOKER 2: Yah. Maybe I'm sayin' that cause he smoked Marlboros.MARGE: Uh-huh.HOOKER 2: A subconscious-type thing.MARGE: Yah, that can happen.-Francis McDormand as Marge in Fargo<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Five Easy Pieces: Hold the chicken...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:20:45 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>film-guy</dc:creator>
<category>Drama Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Five_Easy_Pieces_Hold_the_chicken----1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The waitress is being overly rigid about making substitutions...WAITRESS: One Number Two, &amp; a chicken sal san--hold the butter, the mayo, the lettuce--and a cup of coffee. Anything else?BOBBY: Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, charge me for the sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.WAITRESS: (challenging him) You want me to hold the chicken.BOBBY: Yeah. I want you to hold it between your knees.The other three laugh, and the waitress points to a &quot;Right to Refuse&quot; sign above the counter.WAITRESS: You see that sign, sir?!Bobby glances over at it, then back to her.WAITRESS: (CONT'D) You'll all have to leave, I'm not taking any more of your smartness and your sarcasm!He smiles politely at her, then:BOBBY: You see this sign? He reaches his arm out and &quot;clears&quot; the table for her.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Caddyshack: Big hitter, the Lama...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:00:32 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>film-guy</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Caddyshack_Big_hitter_the_Lama---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[CARL SPACKLER: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, &quot;Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.&quot; And he says, &quot;Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.&quot; So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.-Billy Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Silence of the Lambs: It places the lotion in the basket...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:33:49 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Movie-man</dc:creator>
<category>Action Movies</category>
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<description><![CDATA[BUFFALLO BILL: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.CATHERINE: Mister...my family will pay cash. Whatever ransomyou're askin' for, they pay it.BUFFALLO BILL: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. [to his dog, Precious] Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!CATHERINE: Okay...okay...okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is areal important woman... I guess you already know that. BUFFALLO BILL: Now it places the lotion in the basket. CATHERINE: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!BUFFALLO BILL: It places the lotion in the basket. CATHERINE: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...BUFFALLO BILL: Put the f*cking lotion in the basket!<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Animal House: When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor...]]></title>
<link>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Animal_House_When_the_Germans_bombed_Pearl_Harbor---</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:01:41 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Movie-man</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=Animal_House_When_the_Germans_bombed_Pearl_Harbor---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.Bluto: Over? Did you say &quot;over&quot;? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!Otter: Germans?Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough......the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! [runs out, alone; then returns]...What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know?...&quot;Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.&quot; Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...Otter: Dead!  We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.-Animal House<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Monty Python and The Holy Grail: Brave, Brave, Sir Robin...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:29:40 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Sir Robin rode north, through the dark forest of Ewing, accompanied by his favorite minstrels.MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off, And his pen--SIR ROBIN: That's-- that's, uh-- that's enough music for now, lads.-Monty Python and The Holy Grail<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Big Lebowski: How's the smut business, Jackie?]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:40:14 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
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<description><![CDATA[DUDE: How's the smut business, Jackie?TREEHORN: I wouldn't know, Dude. I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy, and--DUDE Which one was Logjammin'? TREEHORN Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude. Now that we're competing with the amateurs, we can't afford to invest that little extra in story, production value, feeling. He taps his forehead with one finger.TREEHORN People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone--DUDE On you, maybe. He hands him the drink.TREEHORN Of course, you do get the good with the bad. The new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.DUDE Uh-huh. Well, I still jerk off manually.TREEHORN Of course you do.-The Big Lebowski<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[On the Waterfront: I coulda been a contender...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:10:40 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
<category>Drama Movies</category>
<guid>http://www.filmnugget.com/story.php?title=On_the_Waterfront_I_coulda_been_a_contender----2</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It was you, Charley. You and Johnny. Like the night the two of youse come in the dressing room and says, &quot;Kid, this ain't your night- we're going for the price on Wilson.&quot; It ain't my night. I'd of taken Wilson apart that night! I was ready-remember the early rounds throwing them combinations. So what happens- This bum Wilson he gets the title shot- outdoors in the ballpark! - and what do I get- a couple of bucks and a one-way ticket to Palookaville. It was you, Charley. You was my brother. You should of looked out for me. Instead of making me take them dives for the short-end money.See! You don't understand! I could've been a contender. I could've had class and been somebody. Real class. Instead of a bum, let's face it, which is what I am. It was you, Charley.- Terry Malloy (Marlon Brando) in On the Waterfront<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[When Harry Met Sally: I love that you get cold when...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:49:00 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
<category>Comedy Movies</category>
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<description><![CDATA[I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend a day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.  Billy Crystal (as Harry) in When Harry Met Sally<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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